kristin has been a bad kristin
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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