She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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