Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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