he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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