Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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