My boss' voice literally gives me gas
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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