.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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