my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm getting married
To pizza
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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