yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Still dying that you shit outside
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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