We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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