I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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