His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
True college students do jello shots in the library
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