All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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