if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
only you would photoshop your dick
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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