Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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