? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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