Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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