This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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