just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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