yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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