quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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