I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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