this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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