carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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