it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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