8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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