id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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