So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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