It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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