guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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