11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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