I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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