I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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