we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Randomize
