he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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