Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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