I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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