WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my being single is dangerous.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
