all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I want a musical about memes.
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