i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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