She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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