love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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