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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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