So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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