My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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