his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
There r osticjed everywhere
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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