You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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