So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I need water and some morals
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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