Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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