Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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