she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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