I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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