worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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