Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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