oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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