I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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